I hear from a lot of parents in the grip of naming dilemmas. Some of them are just starting their name searches, while others are feeling the pressure as they count down to their due dates. And yet others -- a surprisingly large number -- are already home with an infant in their arms, but still uneasy about the names they've chosen.
"Namer's remorse" is a complication you really don't need at an already complicated time of life. It piles on top of the sleeplessness, the endless to-do lists, and the general life upheaval that comes with expanding your family. Sometimes, in fact, it's a product of those factors. The high emotional pitch of the first days at home tends to amplify every parenting concern.
Name anxiety can also be a safe place to channel some of the difficult feelings of new parenthood. It's a big leap from the imaginary baby in your mind to the real baby in your arms. Sometimes it takes a while to really feel like the mysterious little creature you're holding is your child. (That's ok, it'll come in time.) Similarly, the name you chose in advance may not seem like a natural part of your child, or a good "fit." If that's worrying you, rest assured that babies grow into their names in surprising ways. By the time she's running around, that name is likely to fit her like a glove.
But for a small percentage of parents, namer's remorse has a more straightforward cause: they simply chose the wrong name. Heck, it happens. If both parents are set in unshakeable namer's remorse, dreaming of the name that should have been, what should they do?
I have the answer for you: they should change their baby's name.
That sounds obvious, but there's an unspoken taboo against it. Most parents treat birth certificates as near-sacred objects, graven and immutable. In part, that reflects the power names hold on our psyches. We tend to see names as a core part of a person or thing, an identity not easily overwritten. Yet when it comes to infants, names are anything but immutable. Stop and think about it and you'll realize that you're constantly calling your baby Baby, Sweetie, Little Gumdrop, or even (insert your own random family nickname here). So your baby should handle a gradual shift from Elizabeth to Annabelle easily enough.
Will you handle the change as smoothly? Well, there's the practical annoyance of arranging a legal name change, and maybe a monogrammed baby blanket to finesse. When it comes right down to it, though, I think the biggest factor holding most parents back from changing infants' names is the same factor that holds us back from a thousand other unconventional behaviors. It's good old fashioned embarrassment.
Yep, you already sent out 100 birth announcements. Yep, friends and relatives may laugh at your indecisiveness. So what? The embarrassment will last a couple of days, but a name lasts a lifetime. If you're trying to whomp up your courage, you can take a lot of the sting out of the embarrassing situation by acknowedging it head-on, with some cheerful self-deprecation. I recommend a new ritual: a formal birth re-announcement. Below is my take on one. Readers, can you offer alternative compositions?
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Birth Announcement, Take 2
On August 12th we were blessed with a beautiful baby boy. Before he was born, we had expected that his name would be Jayden. Once we met him, we discovered we were mistaken. Who knew? He's actually:
Cooper Michael MacDowell
7 lbs, 4 oz.
Stephanie & Mike